A Choice of Cupcakes

TRUMP: "Isn't this a terrific American-baked cupcake? I like that it's pink, symbolizing my well-known love of women. But it's also vanilla so it is pure white all the way through. And no, my hands are not small. They just look small in proximity to this UUUUGE cupcake."

CLINTON: "Don't call me cupcake. I am a Wellesley and Yale Law grad, an attorney, a wife, a mother, a US Senator and a Secretary of State. If I am elected president we will not have any little cupcakes bee-bopping around the West Wing as that is precisely where Bill got into trouble last time."